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Whenever I travelled to London as a kid

I always had Tarzan running up the motorway beside the coach

he could run as fast as the coach or faster

he could jump from car to car

or just punch them out of the way

and he could swing from lamppost to lamppost

doing forwards and backwards flip-overs

sometimes somersaulting onto our coach roof

and when we reached London

he would sprint up the pavements

knocking people into the air left right and centre as he

kicked

karate-chopped

kneed

and head-butted his way through the crowds

then

as I got older

I noticed that Tarzan had started having sex with any women he took a fancy to

he was swift and aggressive with them

but still it slowed him considerably

until one day he dropped so far behind the coach

I couldn't see him

he didn't show on the next journey

and I haven't seen him since

I guess his heart was no longer in it